tell the dog story, you need to

basically i was walking to work and i was in a parking lot and there was this guy in a snapback and a wifebeater with a pit puppy (maybe like 7-9 months old) on a chain leash with a choke collar and he was DRAGGING the dog and practically crushing its windpipe and then when the puppy stopped walking he turned around and hit him really hard in the face

so i was like OH HEEELLLLLNO and came up to the guy and started going off VERY LOUDLY about how he was despicable and that hitting/dragging dogs is animal abuse and fucking illegal as well as disgusting and a crowd started gathering to back me up and he was so taken aback that he dropped the leash and put his hands up and started walking away muttering about how i was a crazy bitch and the dog wasn’t worth the trouble

and then one of the people in the crowd was this nice older lady who had seen the puppy being hit and was literally just like “hey i’ll take him home” so she adopted him and it was a happy ending :’)

33 notes   •   August 27 2014, 01:52 PM
fuckyeahretics:

Blue Hypo male Reticulated Python from Filaretics.

fuckyeahretics:

Blue Hypo male Reticulated Python from Filaretics.

397 notes   •   August 27 2014, 01:41 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
crested-gecko:

A quality snoot

I WOULD KIILLLLLL FOR A PIED

crested-gecko:

A quality snoot

I WOULD KIILLLLLL FOR A PIED

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

vegan-veins:

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS VIDEO

PLEASE WATCH IT YOU WILL BE HAPPY

6,851 notes   •   August 27 2014, 11:33 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
eumorpha-dream:

mothbug:

I made a tiny friend on the way to my wetlands ecology lecture

Don’t touch! These are the larvae of the beautiful Automeris io. Gorgeous, but be cautious as they can sting.

eumorpha-dream:

mothbug:

I made a tiny friend on the way to my wetlands ecology lecture

Don’t touch! These are the larvae of the beautiful Automeris io. Gorgeous, but be cautious as they can sting.

I made a tiny friend on the way to my wetlands ecology lecture

I made a tiny friend on the way to my wetlands ecology lecture

small world man i went to hs with you and looked at your blog because of your primadonna girl snake and i was like 'oh hey it's gina'

shit son hit me up with that url

5 notes   •   August 27 2014, 12:51 AM

becausebirds:

bolto:

pats

Catbird.

20,877 notes   •   August 27 2014, 12:46 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

image

342,253 notes   •   August 27 2014, 12:07 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#always   

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

46,331 notes   •   August 26 2014, 11:49 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#about me   
If I apply to be your friend do I get to boop the cute snoots

all snoot including mine

9 notes   •   August 26 2014, 11:28 PM
hi i am a jazzed up moth getting a phd in linguistics and i am SOOPER STRESSED right now (for academic reasons) but your blog is the bees and/or moths knees

you are seriously the coolest dude linguistics is so interesting and you’re smart and strong and you can do this pal!!

1 note   •   August 26 2014, 11:22 PM
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